I Wonder If People Could Selectively Breed Wild Birds By Giving The Males With The Most Desired Characteristics

US federal forms after that one executive order

this is my favourite thing ever

if you need a pat on the head right now I got u covered

*pat pat*

sisyphus doesn’t need everyone imagining him happy. imagine me. what about me?

heist film but instead of a bank vault or casino, it's a group of moms & grandmas (outraged over grocery prices) holding a Costco's hostage while they steal all the food

This is immensely funny to me

reblog & tag how old you were in 2006

Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

I think covid pulled some kinda psychic ripcord for anyone already primed for political derangement. The combinaton of social isolation and algorithm-driven radicalization just broke people. Everyone I talk to has a story of some relative that nobody talks to anymore.

getting unzipped has to feel so good for the compressed file

that look The Nuancer gives you when a generalization walks in