DM- So, You Wake Up In A Deep Pit, Your Legs And Your Left Arm Are Broken...

The proper way to receive things from famous people.

i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened

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this is probably THE funniest episode of the entire second half of Adventure Time

God dammit im suck in the fucking puzzle castle again I fucking hate the riddle master

They want your money. And your kneecaps. In that order.

(fairly old art that i kept in my drafts for many months)

God damn, best idea for a tech update I've seen in a while.

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage 

Nah, nah, nah. Extremely Homo neopet

I'm killing it on this gay little website