The Proper Way To Receive Things From Famous People.

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

the dirty dog

me walking to the white house to kill everyone inside

One time I shared a post that contained (unbeknownst to me) incorrect information about how big anglerfish are and people sent me anon hate about it for years and accused me of being the center of a conspiracy to spread fish-based misinformation, I would occasionally get messages in my inbox out of the blue like "You're a terrible person for telling lies about fish and I hope you die," and I think that that more than anything else is the real Tumblr Dot Com experience

“Do you ever get over having to come out?” (x)

DM- So, you wake up in a deep pit, your legs and your left arm are broken...

Me out of character- Well, as they say, when you got rock bottom, the only way to go is u...

DM- SUDDENLY! You feel a crack beneath your crippled body and the floor breaks beneath you dropping you an unknown distance, you are likely to die.

Me out of character- Ah shit

Milliseconds later

Me in character, screaming, slowly getting quieter- What the fuuuuuuuucccckk...

Abbey Lee Kershaw with Nicholas Hoult at the Met Gala 2013

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