Itsmeaghost - HELLO

LOLAZO

meirl

They want your money. And your kneecaps. In that order.

(fairly old art that i kept in my drafts for many months)

One time I shared a post that contained (unbeknownst to me) incorrect information about how big anglerfish are and people sent me anon hate about it for years and accused me of being the center of a conspiracy to spread fish-based misinformation, I would occasionally get messages in my inbox out of the blue like "You're a terrible person for telling lies about fish and I hope you die," and I think that that more than anything else is the real Tumblr Dot Com experience

Why do people complain so much, like, come the fuck on, stop complaining! People will complain about your fucking socks getting lost or your phone battery died, just stop complaining, no one wants to hear it.

Guardian spapetti

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

food service and retail workers should be legally allowed to slap one (1) customer across the face as hard as they can every year. slaps do roll over at the end of year so you can really come unglued if you've been saving em up like vacation days.