Now For The Ultimate Test. Go To This Website. Set It To Randomly Generate ONE Pokemon. All Generations.

They want your money. And your kneecaps. In that order.

(fairly old art that i kept in my drafts for many months)

Summoner is more of a cat person

A worrisome note

Last Friday, I transmitted the packet of my first two weeks of Tumblr observations to my generous sponsors at the Geographical Society.

It is my responsibility to inform them of all of my progress; honored as I am to be part of such a prestigious endeavor, I did so quite willingly.

However, the communication I received in return sent a chill down my spine:

Tumblr’s ecosystem, while healthy and thriving far beyond what I expected when I arrived, is still enormously fragile.

So I worry: if the Society, under the President’s direction, were to spend the next issue of their influential Journal using my observations to support encouragements for renewed commercial usage, or perhaps migration… the consequences are too dire to even imagine.

(A solution came to me nearly instantly. If I fabricate my observations, or censor the ones that indicate the truth of all of Tumblr’s possibilities, the Society might be misdirected, away from the fertile blue plains of this miraculous place.

But am I willing to go against the standards of truth set by my profession, and risk the end of my enterprise altogether, in order to preserve the peace of a land I only just arrived to?)

rb this post to give the person you reblogged from a potted plant

when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters

If weed cat goes and becomes bipedal, I'll cry

pls.

First to touch the bin loses

sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up