✋ I'd Adopt Him. He's Like A Big, Tired, Scale-y, Noodle Puppy.

sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up

meirl

“Do you ever get over having to come out?” (x)

valleys of the young

If weed cat goes and becomes bipedal, I'll cry

pls.

The proper way to receive things from famous people.

My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

5 years ago, I put a gif of Spongebob breathing heavily through a filter, but it fucking broke and accidentally made an infinitely funnier and more relatable gif than I could ever have made on purpose

Sir, it’s pride month, and I must ask- How do you feel about gay people?

I hate them more than anything

i feel like nico would like flame princess bc she’s warm

THAT’S SO CUTE?????