Glasses Problems No. 20.

The TRUE otp.

The Boy and his love™ (treacle tart)

Omg this is so good?

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.

She was going to go to Hogwarts, get top grades, and be the youngest female Minister of Magic by age 35.

It would have been a good plan, if she hadn’t been in the same year as Harry Potter.

*   *   *   

Year one started out great. She was sorted into Hufflepuff, did well in all her classes, and aced the exams.

A troll smashed its way through the study room she was in on Halloween, but that wasn’t going to deter her. 

*   *   *   

Year two was a disaster. People were getting petrified, and worse–the teachers had to herd them from place to place, which severely cut down on her library time. She had to study in the common room, which meant instead of a nice, quiet atmosphere, she got a soundtrack of nervous Hufflepuffs.

And on top of that, exams were cancelled. It was a disaster.

*   *   *   

Third year, she started to notice a trend.

First the troll, than the petrifications, and now dementor guards and escaped convicts. What did they all have in common? Potter.

After Black broke in and everyone had to spend the night in the Great Hall, interrupting Jenna’s last minute studying for a test the next day, she took to giving Potter angry looks in every class.

He did not notice.

*   *   *   

They announced the Triwizard tournament at dinner the first night of fourth year, and Jenna almost started crying.

Potter was going to take this one over. She just knew it.

And she was right.

Voldemort rose at the end of the year. She honestly didn’t know what she had expected.

*   *   *    

Fifth year brought Umbridge. She joined the DA because she was going to need a better background in defense, but that didn’t mean she was any happier about Potter.

She imagined it was him she was hexing instead of Zachariah Smith.

But, by the end of the year, focus on her studies was impossible. After Dumbledore left, it was complete anarchy.

Potter’s fault. Of course.

*   *   *   

Sixth year she started volunteering in the hospital wing. She needed a backup plan in case Potter fucked it up.

All seemed quiet, until they brought Malfoy in. It was apparently Potter’s fault, which surprised everyone except Jenna.

Later, she was peacefully studying in a little nook on the third floor when some Death Eaters and some other adults started dueling right under her nose.

This was the worst fucking school, honestly.

*   *   *   

They were calling it “The Final Battle.”

Jenna ran through the hall, dodging in and out of the children evacuating, until she saw him. 

“POTTER.”

He turned, startled. “Um–Jenna, right? We’re sort of busy–”

She grabbed the front of his shirt and hauled him up until he was eye level with her. “If I’m not Minister of Magic by age 35, it is going to be entirely your fault and I’m going to hurt you.”

She dropped him and stormed away, leaving him to whatever he was doing. She had to fight this goddamn war so she could go back to her fucking studying.

*   *   *   

She became Minister of Magic at age 36.

Fucking Potter.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

So I want to wish Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it, I didn't celebrate but that's not the reason why I can't listen to a Christmas song. I went for Mariah Carey bc girl, this song is too iconic for Christmas.

Oh and I also want to let you know it is Victor's birthday today, as if Victor Nikiforov from Yuri!!! On Ice. I will make another post about that but also Merry Vikmas. Oh and that time that video was taken, it was like 1:00 a.m. so yeah.

Poor Ron tho.

When Drarry do drunk flirting contest

Draco: Harry, you are sexier than any chicken nugget.

Harry: Oh Draco… then are you a French fry, because you’re tall, blond and utterly delicious.

Draco: Oh?

Draco: Looking into your eyes is like drowning in a pool of green sweet slushie.

Harry: And are you like glass of water? Because I’m thirsty for you.

Draco: Careful with your banana because I’ll eat it!

Harry: I’ll eat you.

Ron: *horrified by their hungrily stares at each other* What the actual fuck?!

Hermione: Ron, they won’t eat each other literary…

Ron: * le gasp of horror* That’s even worse! ArgHH! My ears and eyes! My innocence!

My two beautiful ships.

IwaOi & KageHina → Parallels 💕           ↳ they’re such precious babies ♡ (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

It's no longer Yuuri's birthday at my place, but I still want to post this because some places on Earth are still November 29.

Other than that, let's appreciate this beautiful gif of Yuuri Katsuki

Happy Birthday Katsuki Yuuri!  » 「November 29」

❝There’s a place you just can’t reach unless you have a dream too large to bear alone.❞

Yes, please.

I’m no good at app design but please, please, please can someone make this happen

The story of my life

me: *shipping every single character with everyone* asdfjkl they're so cute why doesn't anyone look at me that way someone give me love!1!!1!

also me: i don't want a relationship.

Yuuri Katsuki | How to Be a Heartbreaker | AMV

what does Yuuri listen to when he's warming up for eros? I'm pretty certain it's this song. the final installment of my marina & the diamonds trilogy! (and s...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YUURI KATSUKI!!!!!!!

It’s my baby’s birthday today (November 29)!! He’s officially 25 years old right now. My baby had grown up so much, still remember that time when I first saw him, he was like 23 years old. That was like 2 years ago but you know me, love to be emotional.

I just wanna say have a great happy birthday, don’t drink too much. You don’t want to pole dancing in front of Victor again, right? Nah, it’s okay baby, do what you want. But, I’m pretty much sure Victor’s gonna be happy if you do that.

Also, wanna thanks your mom to create this beautiful human being. Yuuri always gonna be a role model for me. He’s the one who teach me to become more ambitious towards my goals and never give up and always do your best. Thanks again for that one.

Okay, soon this will be turning to essay with 16 pages. Last thing I wanna say is I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TO THE MOON BACK AND HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY, SWEETIE!!!

P/S: I want to give him something for his birthday but i can’t draw a fan art or edit a video, so I’m just gonna share you my favorite AMV of Yuuri Katsuki. 

Video credit:  00ArwenUndomiel00 on YouTube

Shister Shnap. 👏

harry, you have your mother’s sass.