Itz-makaria - Macaroon

If you take a look at most Greek/Roman myths plus their attributed stories, plus all the shows and books based off of myths, we cannot see that everyone agrees Hermes is just a really nice guy. Like, maybe Apollo hates him for stealing his cattle when he was a baby, but he’s just a silly guy with a silly hat and a silly stick.

The last one is so Hermes-coded istg—

I was looking at arcane art and I was like wow what is this show and why is the art so good so I started watching the show and not only am I now traumatized I’m starting to realize those freakishly good paintings were coping mechanisms 😭😭😭 and now I’m hooked am I cooked chat

wdym is this not how it went

“He’s bad for you” yeah well so am I let’s team up to see who kills me first

I just want to point out that Queen Charlotte is KILLING ME. Her and Lady Danbury KNOW about Brimsley and Reynolds AND they keep it a secret?? Girl bosses.💅

:/

This just becomes so much funnier when you realize that it was Hermes who cracked Zeus’s skull open

Hermes: *runs on stage*

Also Hermes: “Athena’s birth was mind-blowing.”

Hermes again: *scurries off stage*

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

What's your bodycount tho?

I haven’t killed anyone yet