The Masterpiece My Friend Made During 7th Period

Ok so I have 3 friends, C, E, P, and one aquaintance, CG. I am bisexual, but my family (except sis) doesn't know, and I had no plans to come out to them or my friends.

I didn't even mean to come out to my friends but it just kinda happened on Friday during lunch cause I was tired and wanted to play Block Blast 😭.

For context, my school's mascot is a Buffalo. They have this Buffalo head mounted in the cafeteria. Recently, E has been making jokes that everyone at our Lunch table is related to the Buffalo head. E is his (she decided the Buffalo is a he) daughter, C is his sister, P is his cousin, CG is his pervy uncle 😭, and she said that I'm the buffalo's wife 😭😭😭

This is kinda what happened

Me (on my phone playing Block Blast): (is listening to E make jokes about us being related to the buffalo-unfazed because its been happing for about a week)

E: And (my name) is the buffalo's wife because she's gay (keep in mind she decided the Buffalo was a guy)

C:No she's straight guys.

My sleep deprived, Block Blast playing self: I'm not

Me:(face of slight panic cause i accidentally came out without intending too)

P:Aw yay she came out to us *starts clapping supportively cause she's pan*

CG: (laughs at her reaction cause he's bisexual)

C & E: (looks of slight surprise but accept it and continue making Buffalo family jokes)

Me: (too shocked to correct them about being bi, but happy that they seem supportive, gets a happy smile on my face)

E: Btw, (my name), the Buffalo is your grandfather as well as your husband!

Whats yalls most funniest coming out story I haven't really came out yet but ik some of y'all have funny coming out storys

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