I Headcanon That Dazai Doesn't Know How To Cook, But He Knows How To Make Delicious Pancakes (Kunikida

Bro started saying that you aren't a Dazai's fan and then disown you. Like lil bro got a god complex. He must have felt so alpha male afterwards

wait are you supposed to feel internalized homophobia before coming out/ accepting you're gay??

I literally realized I was bi/aroace and didn't really care 😭

and then I dealt with gender which was an experience (it took a while to really figure it out)

I lowkey hate the fact that some people headcanon Mitsuri is chubby because of her boobs. Like, you see a girl that isn't ridiculously skinny and you call her "chubby" ? Because she has thick thighs ? Because she has bigger breasts ? Is that all ? She isn't ridiculously skinny with a big breast so she's chubby ? I have nothing against chubby people. But c'mon, we saw her in her bath scene that she's slim. Stop believing she's chubby just because she's not ridiculously skinny to the bone.

I have noticed that ppl ignore Nezuko's trauma and say it wasn't sad at all. Like, she saw her own family getting killed in front of her. And before that, her dad died, and as the older sister, she needed to take care of her siblings when Kie and Tanjiro were busy. She was 12. Like, you aren't supposed to act like a second mother at 12. She tried to protect Rokuta from Muzan, but failed and she felt her own brother die in her arms. She was badly injured, but not enough to die and she was suffering mentally and physically. She has a memory loss to deal with her trauma, and can't even play or just be herself like a teen of her age. No, she's supposed to risk her life, hide from the sun, and see her own family getting killed.

Like, can't y'all notice how traumatic it is ?? She was a kid. A kid feeling another kid dying in her arms.

french ranpo

frenpo

Oui

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If Ranpo was a woman headcanon!

1 - I personally think she would look like Yeji Hwang from ITZY. I always imagined her like this.

2 - She wouldn't wear makeup, she's too lazy to do this.

3 - She's popular among guys

4 - Her hair is slightly curly, and it's beautiful. But she straight her hair during an important event because she think that her naturel hair isn't good for important event.

5 - Someone already refused that she's the smartest person in the world because she's a girl.

6 - She looks younger than her age

7 - She's a girls girl

8 - She's friendly with everyone, boy or girl as long as they're respectful

9 - Her hair is long

10 - She buys her clothes in the men's section

11 - She has siren eyes

12 - She loved getting called "Lady". Like "Lady Edogawa"

13 - A guy once proposed to her by accident

14 - She steals Yosano's clothes

15 - She's flexible

16 - A little girl once said "You're so pretty miss !" And Ranpo smiled the whole day.

17 - She twirls her hair a lot

18 - Her voice is deeper when she's sick than when she's healthy

19 - When she gets married, she wants to keep her last name. She said "Edogawa sounds like a detective name, I'm not going to change it !"

20 - She sits like a man. Or if you prefer, like Soojin from (G)-idle.

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Notes : I don't share the exact same birthday as Chuuya but I couldn't find a character that shares it so I chose the closest one. Also, I couldn't find my exact same hair, because right now I have brown hair and the tip of my hair is red (I dyed it) so I just chose my natural hair color

Yay! I finally reposted the right thing 😭

mutuals!!

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i’m tagging: @persimmonpoet and @utterlybrainwrecked + anyone else who wants to do it :)

Taiki x Kana is such a cute ship when you think abt it. It's the definition of “Yapper x Listeners”

I've been thinking about something… Y'know, I'm anemic (just like Fyodor) and in this mouth i'm forced to take medicine for my lack of iron in my blood. So I wonder if Fyodor does the same ? Does he even think about it? Or does Nikolai eat them up and Fyodor can't find them ?… So many questions…

Any woman : I want a genius!

Dazai : That's cool, but I don't think I'm fit for this.

Kunikida : I'd like a genius—

Dazai : DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALLED ME BACK IN THE DAYS ⁉️⁉️🗣️

It's a sign

I headcanon that Dazai is born in 4:44 AM.

Because “4” is a cursed number. I think it's because it's said the same as the word “death” in Japanese.