Girly, You Cannot Choose Who Is A Dazai's Stan Or Not

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Headcanon about one of my favourite duos : Kunikida and Dazai!

1- Kunikida makes Dazai's lunch and makes little notes in it

2- Dazai braid Kunikida's hair

3- Once Kunikida cried because he thought Dazai died and when Dazai came back Kunikida slapped him, hugged him but he was like "I didn't miss you but let me hug you"

4- Kunikida has written for his type of woman "is not Dazai" when he realised Dazai fit almost everything Kunikida wrote.

5- Dazai is born some mouths before Kunikida, so when Dazai pass his birthday, every question Kunikida ask (even the one who are like "where's the water?"), Dazai answer "You're too young to know"

6- Dazai tells every little drama to Kunikida each time he hears one

7- Kunikida always praises Dazai when he does something, like taking a bath, eating or just taking care of himself.

8- Kunikida is Dazai's n°1 hater but defender at the same time

9- Kunikida always remind Dazai to change his bandages

10- Dazai gasped and was frozen the first time Kunikida was sweet and not grumpy

11- Dazai learns new insults from Kunikida almost every week

12- Kunikida teach maths to Dazai, because Dazai never went to school

13- Kunikida hates Mori with a burning passion

14- Dazai never told Kunikida he was a mafioso because he was scared that Kunikida will hate him.

15- Dazai kinda changed his points of view since he's with Kunikida. I mean, before, Dazai didn't care how many deaths he caused if it didn't affect him (he wasn't heartless just he didn't feel concerned). But now it's different. He learned to be more empathetic since he's with Kunikida

16- Kunikida made Dazai promises to kill him if Kunikida change how he is. If Kunikida commits murders for his own pleasure and that there's no way to bring the old Kunikida back, Dazai will kill him.

17- Also, Dazai trust Kunikida a lot. He already did certain actions because Kunikida told him to do them, and he knew they weren't going to be bad actions

18- Kunikida always knows when Dazai is bad. Like, Dazai is a genius and all, but Kunikida always asks "Are you okay?" When Dazai doesn't feel great. Kunikida may well not ask how Dazai is doing for days, but when Dazai is really not well, he asks him. He has an instinct.

19- When Dazai is drunk, Kunikida watches Dazai's drink and holds it. And when Kunikida thinks Dazai drank enough, and he refuses to let him drink.

20- Dazai once got into a fight because someone was talking shit about Kunikida. Dazai threatened him to torture him until death if he talk bad about Kunikida again. Kunikida dragged Dazai away to not make it worse…

We're fucked.

@zestylemonsz @vivid-vices @tsuunara

you and all your moots fight god

And yet Kunikida is taller..

Kunikida is 2 months younger than Dazai (Dazai is born in june and Kunikida is born in august). So when Dazai will hit 23 years old, Kunikida will remain 22

Why are asymmetrical people so pretty?????

I'm now kinda curious.

What if the reason Kunikida has so strong ideals is bc his life was so messy and traumatizing as a kid that when he became an adult, he couldn't handle it.

There's smth I don't know in BSD. Why the fuck is Victor Hugo in the transcendent??

It's said in Wikipedia that The Transcendents clashed, resulting in the most war casualties and damage in history. And Victor Hugo fit the ADA's mindset?

Maybe it's bc Victor Hugo was on the “bad side” before. Which means he blindly followed what the king said. But then he ended up rebelling. No longer agree with the king. He was for women's rights, against the death penalty, against forced child labor. I think he's a cool man, and I'd like to see him in the ADA (Plz he'd be a genius)

Maybe he's gonna be like a second Dazai—?

Girlie, where are you?

Idk why I post here anymore lol

when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers/mutuals (positivity is cool) ((no pressure, you can just take positivity :33))

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╰┈➤ Nxde – (G)I-idle 🎧ྀི

╰┈➤ Ussewa – Ado 🎧ྀི

╰┈➤ Otomodachi – Phantom Sita 🎧ྀི

╰┈➤ La Chanson Des Restos – Génération Enfoirés 🎧ྀི

Headcanon as a Chuuran shipper,

Dazai, Chuuya, Yosano and Poe once fought to see who's Ranpo's biggest fan.

(if you don't ship Chuuran just remove Chuuya <3)