Bro What If Port Mafia Dazai Covered His Eyes Just So His Ennemis Think He's Blind, And If They Manage

Bro what if Port Mafia Dazai covered his eyes just so his ennemis think he's blind, and if they manage to gouge out Dazai's eye, then Dazai would just take off his bandage and would be like “Guess what? I'm not blind. April fool 🤭”

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9 months ago

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I speak : French + English (Trying to learn spanish rn)

From the river to the sea the Palestine will always be free 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 !!

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The fandom I'm in : Demon slayer, Bungo stray dogs, Hunter x Hunter, Jujutsu Kaisen, Spy x family, Oshi No Ko, The apothecary diaries, Buddy Daddies, Carmen Sandiego, Winx, Solo leveling, Shadow Hunter, Avatar (by James Cameron), Stray kids, (G)-idle, Itzy, Fnaf, Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss (not that much for the last one but still), Harry Potter, Arcane

Favorite Character : Shinobu Kocho (Kny), Ranpo Edogawa (BSD), Kurapika Kuruta + Killua Zoldyck (HxH), Ai Oshino + Kana Arima (Oshi No Ko), Mao Mao (The apothecary diaries), Neytiri (Avatar), Lucian Graymark + Magnus Bane (Shadow Hunter), Yor Briar/Forger (Spy x Family), Sung Jinwoo (Solo leveling), Viktor (Arcane/League of Legends)

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— @chuuyaszn You genuinely seem like a nice and kind person!

— @zestylemonsz I did a rap with you abt being anemic

— @tsuunara I love your vibes and you're so sweet 😞

— @exymylove vampires go brrr

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2 weeks ago

@zestylemonsz

You live too far away 😞

HIGHLY recommend stealing a tumblr mutual for a day like hehe lemme drive you around and we can be silly all day and you’re stuck with me in my car :3

6 months ago

I remember seeing a post that said Ranpo def got ADHD and I feel like it kinda makes sense

Like you can't convince me that man wasn't obsessed with Hello Kitty before being obsessed with Jurassic Park once in his life


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9 months ago

I think I already read worse

guess what i read...

that eyesockets fanfic... ew, i wanted to vomit i don't wish for anyone to read it but if you are a sicko or curious its this one...

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Hello my friend, my name is Jaafar from North Gaza, I am 24 years old, and finally after waiting for a whole year of killing, displacement, hunger, massacres and genocide against us, the time for a ceasefire has come, thank God we are still alive after all the exhaustion, and during the next week we will return to our homes in North Gaza, which was completely destroyed, unfortunately our area was completely and brutally destroyed and we have nothing left, neither a home, nor property, nor furniture, nor clothes, nor any other clothes, I know that returning to the north will be very painful and difficult due to the lack of the necessities of life, and we will start building our lives from scratch, but we are happy for the war to end.

Hello My Friend, My Name Is Jaafar From North Gaza, I Am 24 Years Old, And Finally After Waiting For
Hello My Friend, My Name Is Jaafar From North Gaza, I Am 24 Years Old, And Finally After Waiting For
Hello My Friend, My Name Is Jaafar From North Gaza, I Am 24 Years Old, And Finally After Waiting For
Hello My Friend, My Name Is Jaafar From North Gaza, I Am 24 Years Old, And Finally After Waiting For

Please 🙏, donate to my campaign to save my family, even a small amount will help us stabilize ourselves a little, and buy some supplies 🥹, I hope that God will protect your family and friends, thank you 🥰🩵

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #299 )✅️

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10 months ago

Then why do you act as if he's the center of the world ?

the character dazai osamu from bungou stray dogs edited to look as though he is in a cardboard box. the box has a sign that says 'everytime you repost he gets kicked down the fucking stairs'
1 year ago

HELPPP I USED A TRANSLATER BC I'M NOT ENGLISH AND THIS B*TCH WROTE "I WANT HIM TO MOAN". I CORRECTED IT NOW BUT LIKE SOME PPL SAW IT BEFORE AND I IMAGINE THEIR FACES AAAH

⚠️ BSD spoilers. Season 4-5⚠️

Asagiri, plz, if Dazai is chosen for the port mafia, make Kunikida sad and worried. Make him fight to get Dazai back. I miss their duo so much. I really want Dazai to feel that he's missed by people. Kunikida isn't even aware that one of the detectives will go to the port mafia, he was at the hospital at that time. I want when Kunikida learns that Dazai is gone, I want him to scream, to scream for the first time against all the detectives, even the most respected one. I want him to go get Dazai even if Fukuzawa forbade him. Why? Why would Kunikida do that ? Because in his ideal, no one suffers. I wish Ranpo would tell him about Dazai's suffering, I would like Kunikida to stand in Mori's way. Because he won't let Dazai get hurt by anyone. Dazai will finally feel like he has a place somewhere. Someone is waiting for him. That he has his place in the agency. Even if I want the whole agency to be worried, I would like Kunikida to be the major character to be concerned abt Dazai. And maybe we'll learn more abt Kunikida's backstory.

I WANT THE KUNIZAI DUO BACK, PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC IDC

2 months ago

A Future Beyond War Starts With You

💔 I Lost My Family. I Lost My Home. But I Won’t Lose Hope.

My name is Naser, and I have already lost more than I can bear. War took my mother. My sister. My home. My childhood.

Now, I fight for a future—not just for myself, but for my three younger brothers, who still dream of a better life.

🔹 One dreams of being a doctor. 🔹 Another wants to be an engineer. 🔹 And the youngest? He just wants to be a kid again.

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🏡 But how do you rebuild when you have nothing left? We need a home. We need education. We need hope.

💙 This is where you come in. Your support—whether a donation or simply sharing this post—can change our lives. Even the smallest act of kindness makes a difference.

🙏 Will you help us rebuild?

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