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OMG NOT THE MAYOI ACCOUNT

fuck the person who stole my phone while i was literally sitting on it today. but also congrats on pickpocketing someone who was a professional pickpocket as a child, that takes true skill

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If Ranpo was a woman headcanon!

1 - I personally think she would look like Yeji Hwang from ITZY. I always imagined her like this.

2 - She wouldn't wear makeup, she's too lazy to do this.

3 - She's popular among guys

4 - Her hair is slightly curly, and it's beautiful. But she straight her hair during an important event because she think that her naturel hair isn't good for important event.

5 - Someone already refused that she's the smartest person in the world because she's a girl.

6 - She looks younger than her age

7 - She's a girls girl

8 - She's friendly with everyone, boy or girl as long as they're respectful

9 - Her hair is long

10 - She buys her clothes in the men's section

11 - She has siren eyes

12 - She loved getting called "Lady". Like "Lady Edogawa"

13 - A guy once proposed to her by accident

14 - She steals Yosano's clothes

15 - She's flexible

16 - A little girl once said "You're so pretty miss !" And Ranpo smiled the whole day.

17 - She twirls her hair a lot

18 - Her voice is deeper when she's sick than when she's healthy

19 - When she gets married, she wants to keep her last name. She said "Edogawa sounds like a detective name, I'm not going to change it !"

20 - She sits like a man. Or if you prefer, like Soojin from (G)-idle.

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I'M WHEEZING MY FRIEND HAD DIFFICULTIES TO SAY “FYODOR DOSTOYESKY” SO SHE SAID “Y'KNOW, SHIT, I'M GONNA CALL HIM HAKIM ZOLESKI”

"Imagine Mori chose Fukuzawa" bro I am imagining.

1 - I really want Atsushi and Fukuzawa to be separated, I don't care much which one goes to the PM, I just wanna see Atsushi suffer again because he can't control the tiger as well without Fukuzawa's influence (but maybe there is some progress!)

2 - Mori just. Trying to get his ex back

3 - ohohoh president Kunikida

Ooh, president Kunikida seems good. I actually can imagine Kunikida being the president and trying to get Fukuzawa back.

I headcanon that Dazai forgot his birthday. Like, because no one wished him anything, he ended up forgetting. He knew it was in June, but didn't know the day. So when ppl asked him when he was born, he said “In june. Between 15 and 25”

I'm now kinda curious.

Sorry 😞

Coming out the closest… I'm a Chuuran shipper… 😞

Tyyy

Do y'all think Kuni has OCD? I saw a very brief video on it a while ago, and thought “KUNIKIDA???”

So if anyone who has ocd and is a bsd fans, plz tell me if I have a vision or if i'm just a dumbass.

My science teacher told me "Rats are known to kill each other if necessary. They are not afraid of killing people, there are no friends, it's just the law of the strongest." And I thought of Fyodor.

Why are asymmetrical people so pretty?????