Todays Memes (totally Did Not Let Time Slip Me):

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Yupanqui/Och-Kan (Genshin Impact) Characters: Yupanqui (Genshin Impact), Och-Kan (Genshin Impact), Xbalanque (Genshin Impact), Lianca (Genshin Impact), Ahpub (Genshin Impact), Ixquieh (Genshin Impact), Uenuku (Genshin Impact), Ianeira | Hineila (Genshin Impact), Maghan (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Sex Pollen, My First Smut, author has no idea of what they are doing, Biting, Dirty Talk, Animal Behavior, Kinda, Porn With Plot, POV Alternating Summary:

In order to win a war, you need soldiers, and in order to get soldiers, you need to recruit people. The gang usually splits up into the normal groups: Xbalanque and Och-kan, the twins with Maghan, Uenuku and Hineila, which would leave Yupanqui with Lianca. Not that Yupanqui disliked Lianca, the opposite really, but this time he wanted to switch things up by requesting to switch with Xbalanque so he could go on this mission with the Half-man.

Was this his best decision...well, it's not his worst one.

Guess who completed the best map that genshin has ever released. I’ll give you a hit, it is yours truly

(Ignore that I didn’t do Fontaine’s archon quest… we don’t talk about it)

I realize that I never posted my Genshin Oc and got inspired to do so thanks to @/kayumuo (you guys really should check out her oc, he’s such a cutie) anyway

This is my Genshin Oc, Pumna!! (her name has no meaning, I made it up)

(Fyi, that’s not a tail, just a fabric that looks like the tail of a yumkasaur)

Pumna is a 5 star bow user with a geo vision.

So basically she was a yumkasaurus who was taken care of momentarily by Kinich. Prior to the war, she was experimented on by the fatui as well as other saurians, she ended up becoming human due to it. Shes pretty confident and bold when it comes to her personality, often leading her to underestimate opponents, this of course can be called the Ajaw influence. After becoming human, Pumna does not count on those two anymore and left to do her own thing, searching for any other saurian who might have been in the same situation as her.

For her stats:

Normal attack: She shots multiple arrows in four moves. For the first move she releases one arrow, for the second, she releases two, you get the rest right.

Hold: Geo charged attack like any bow user

Skill: Using her Geo vision, she pulls out arrows from her bracelet (you can see it in the pic) and uses the same move set as normal attack.

Burst (the most important thing that you should focus on when leveling her talents): When her burst is activated, her boots “crystallize” (I couldn’t figure out how to draw it buts its so cool in my head, trust, its like shapes *thumbs up*). She applies powerful hits that deal geo damage onto the enemy.

Exploration: She uses her bracelet like kinich and aims it at where ever she wants to grapple

Passive: When using her, you can interact with saurian npc’s like you would with you indwell within a saurian.

Passive: When in burst mode, anyone in Co-op gains 25% attack buff for a short amount of time; the more nightsoul points she gains, the longer the buff lasts. (I want to give it a dumb name like maybe “Pat on the Back” just for fun)

I have some fun dialogue/voice lines for her so:

About Kinich: “Oh, Kinich! It’s been a while since I’ve visited him… Did you know this scarf—yeah the one with a small bell— was actually a gift from him. When I was a young Yumkasaur, I tended to get distracted by everything, like I mean everything. Noise, something shiny, whatever it was usually caused me to be led astray from him. He got fed up with me constantly running way and no matter how much he got Ajaw to tell me to not go far from them, I could never help myself. Kinich ended up placing this on me in case someone else were to find me so they could return me or for the bell to ring so he could find me on his own…Why do I still have it? So he can hear me coming of course!”

About Xilonen: “Xilonen! Thanks for reminding me, I need to bring back some ores she requested. She was actually the one who helped create my ear muffs, I requested them from her a bit ago when I saved enough mora. Soaring through the winds of the canopy tend to irritate my ears so she came up with a solution. Xilonen is great, actually, do you mind dropping off the ores for me? Thanks.”

About Ajaw: “Did you know I used to purposely do things to get Ajaw in trouble. You can’t blame me, he is SO easy to set off. My favorite thing was to hide my part of the meal and then take his while Kinich wasn’t looking, he of course would get mad at me but Kinich never believed him. Cruel? Please, he doesn’t need to eat… not really at least.”

Favorite food: “Spice! Make it as hot as you possibly can, perhaps even add some liquid phlogiston for a little kick. Don’t look at me like that, I was joking.”

Least Favorite food: “I can’t stand sea food, fine, fish I will eat but anything else? Nope! No way!”

Here is her emote and Special:

Chat I can’t let this masterpiece flop so reblog

It came to me in a vision…

Enjoy my first and last edit ever staring Huitzilopochtli and the song Blow by Ke$ha. Your welcome.

“No Ink, stop posting things that make everyone miserable. You’re the clown in this frown town 🙏.” To that I say:

Xiuhcoatl and Kukulkan. The Coyote is the Abyss ☺️

Original image under the cut:

Any thoughts on who could have said this at 9:16 on the 5.5 livestream

It’s followed by kachina, ifa (??), and then Citlali and I don’t remember anyone sounding like that… much less, I might I add, that whoever this is is in fact not human.

Take a wild guess at who rewatched the trailer for 5.5 and found the one and only Sage of the Stolen flame

It looks like a phlogiston projection so looks like we wont meet him head on yet… at least not at this part of the quest. (who does he think he is, like honestly 😭)

So I was reading Och-Kan’s notes on Ixlel again (no, I’m totally not starving for content…don’t look at me like that😞) and this part came up

Now we all know she told him information about the draconic civilization such as the goals that they achieve. We now know one of the things that the things that Och-Kan censored with “(…)” which is the research on phlogistoniztion of life. Why did he feel the need to redact the important things in his diary… I do not know (ok I know it was Hoyo trying to keep stuff hidden but just imagining him personally redacting info is just funny)

Anyway, going back to my main topic, Do yall think she showed him the end times? Like what else would he be so scared about.

“Ink he literally stated that the dragons might take back power cause they have all these super cool tools that, we the lore researchers, do not know.” Hush, that’s not what I’m taking about.

Yes those scared him but what caught my attention was in the second paragraph “The memories she possesses”. Och-kan be specific, you’re not giving us much to work with… sure he could be referring to her memories of the dragon era but what if it’s memories of the end. I don’t know about y’all but when I think of a fortune teller or someone who can see outcomes, I think about someone who sees EVERY outcome imaginable. What if one of those outcomes was where dragons do regain power… that is more likely to scare Och-Kan so bad into wanting to strip her of her authority as fast as possible.

She’s a chronicler of the end times with a “s” at the end meaning that there is more than one end. Also how far does it go, is it apocalyptic end times or like if I was to go up against her in uno and she would know the outcome before we even even played… shit now my brain is starting to hurt from what even “End times” defines.

Back at it again with random lore drops for “Song of the Welkin Moon”

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I think before I start talking about some of my main thoughts, I should show the Nod-Krai teaser

Guys.. it’s so pretty. Seems like Hiisi Islands are gonna be one of the subregions in Nod-Krai and it’s so gorgeous. Someone tell the environment designers that they deserve a pat on the back (they deserve more)

Now, this insanity that I have no theories on currently. (There are more so please check out the official website, I couldn’t fit them in this post cause I use the app which won’t let you post more then ten images)

I’m genuinely lost on what they mean and the only two I could actually form some thoughts on are these two below:

The right one is definitely the fatui, no doubt about it but as for the left one; I think that can either be the Tsaritsa or someone related to her.

Genuinely I can not come up with much right now cause Im busy crying over natlan dragons but let me know any thoughts.