Me Going Doordash Delivering Cuz I Couldn't Update Or Read Anything. XD:

Flip Side Chapters 8, 9, & 10

I plan to try and get out all three chapters for my readers today. I don't have any other plans, so keep your eyes out for it. Chapter 8 is going to be pretty intense, so be prepared for that!

Some of my current fanfiction covers since I CANNOT for the LIFE OF ME figure out how to link pictures into AO3 stories. 😮‍💨😓

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

Marko’s Patches

Patches Marko Needs to Add to his Jacket Pt.1

A new mode of production arises out of the newly networked masses.

Flip Side

Alright. I made you all suffer enough. Chapter 17 is up to relieve that terrible cliffhangers. We're getting down to the wire now, babes. Thinking one last story chapter then a few wrap ups before the epilogue. I really steamed through this story this time.

i need to sit by the ocean about this