Me Every Day

I have unnecessary beef with the THINK principle.

Like

If you told me to off myself three sentences after you told me to report an alternate to the authorities, i would do neither, actually

Fuck you, I'm not offing myself AND I'm not telling the cops shit, what're they even gonna do, tell people 'hey theres an alternate around' and do NOTHING ELSE?? That's what they always do. Fuck the police and fuck the alternates

LAUGHING MY SPINE OUT AT THIS HSGKSGDLHDHV

i made this instead of doing my midterm lmao

i love having gut wrenching tmc headcanons like 'Mark learned how to bake cookies for Sarah' and also having headcanons like 'Dave Lee is a Star Trek nerd'

The world is not ready for me when the new Mandela Catalogue volume comes out

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

He is NOT. SKINNY!!! (picks up a chair and throws it at the wall and it splinters into a hundred pieces of wood) AAAAGGHGGGHHHGGGH (rips the glass pane from the window and smashes it over a vase causing both items to shatter into shrapnel) (and the ground is covered in sharp fragments of wood and glass and ceramic and I use my powers to swirl them all into the air launch them directly towards you. For drawing him skinny)

why do i have 'we are number one' stuck in my head.

that feeling when you ides of march your friend out of paranoia 😔

back at it again

im about to spontaneously combust because of this /vpos

I was bored

The only balls I'd choke on are tapioca pearls 💕