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Kermit for Pope

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

He is NOT. SKINNY!!! (picks up a chair and throws it at the wall and it splinters into a hundred pieces of wood) AAAAGGHGGGHHHGGGH (rips the glass pane from the window and smashes it over a vase causing both items to shatter into shrapnel) (and the ground is covered in sharp fragments of wood and glass and ceramic and I use my powers to swirl them all into the air launch them directly towards you. For drawing him skinny)

oh no

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

depending on the person, chatgpt may actually do a better job fucking their wife

OH MY GOD????? THEY'RE SO . !!!

I AM FEELING CUTENESS AGGRESSION TOWARDS ANTI JIMMY HE'S SO BABY (a grown man)

HGGGRRRR I WANNA PETPET GIF HIM

The Jimmy and the Curly antis. Fleshed out the designs finally.

just played a strange roblox game with my brothister and he died quite quickly but I didn't and i had the absolute worst time of my life. i wanna play it again with my mom

link to game: https://www.roblox.com/games/6810211229/Lost-REALITY

this was made by one of his friends on one of his many accounts - no he doesn't know how they became friends in the first place

skilled writer sibling but still

( @leoslullaby27 )

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

why do i have 'we are number one' stuck in my head.

i love having gut wrenching tmc headcanons like 'Mark learned how to bake cookies for Sarah' and also having headcanons like 'Dave Lee is a Star Trek nerd'

What is up with tumblr sexymen killing powerful people 😭

THEY'RE TWO FOR TWO

Wait wait wait, so you're telling me, that not only did Stan win the Tumblr Sexyman contest on Weed Day, BUT HE ALSO SOMEHOW KILLED THE FUCKING POPE?!

hello mandela catalogue nation i have made you some food (art)

eat up! 😋

so apparently my mom had a tumblr account and when she broke up with one of her exs she posted like, emo toadette pictures and lamented that who would play mario party with her now and. I fear the day when I find that account. If I do.

GRUNKLE STAN KILLED THE POPE??????????

Wow I can’t believe the tumblr sexyman contest is 2 for 2 on killing world leaders

you got a pinterest alternate bro

im like 99% sure i just found ur pinterest

Nuh uh

TYSM!!! I WORKED VERY HARD ON IT ^^

i drew this last night but didnt have the brain power or the will to live to post it so you're getting it at a more reasonable time of day

mark heathcliff my baby (he would be 4 years younger than my grandmother if he wasnt fucking dead)

your wish is my command

somebody told mark what j!mmy did and he better hope that god is more merciful than mark is

i drew this last night but didnt have the brain power or the will to live to post it so you're getting it at a more reasonable time of day

mark heathcliff my baby (he would be 4 years younger than my grandmother if he wasnt fucking dead)

i drew this last night but didnt have the brain power or the will to live to post it so you're getting it at a more reasonable time of day

mark heathcliff my baby (he would be 4 years younger than my grandmother if he wasnt fucking dead)

Oh yeah easter happened yesterday

T'was too busy wanting to jump into a volcano because of this canker sore to remember

guess my 'smuggles you into canada' joke was fr

dad i drank 1 millions maple syrups 💔💔💔 should i go to hopital 💔💔

Aren't you Canadian? You should be alright.

OH BTW CONTEXT FOR WHY I SAID THE SLIDE WAS SCARY!!!

the slide starts with you turning left and suddenly starts turning right so you kinda get slammed against the wall every time you go down it. my brothister @leoslullaby27 flipped over in it somehow

me going down the most disorienting and violent slide i've ever been subjected to at my local playplace (i pretended i was 12 in order to get in which wasnt difficult at all with how short i am)

OH AND FACE REVEAL I GUESS??? I DONT REALLY CARE /LH

#z-b#zz

(uwu a great find)

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….gl-n-h-hd.

thats literally it..

me going down the most disorienting and violent slide i've ever been subjected to at my local playplace (i pretended i was 12 in order to get in which wasnt difficult at all with how short i am)

OH AND FACE REVEAL I GUESS??? I DONT REALLY CARE /LH

i hate having canker sores like istg if this shit doesnt stop im gonna tear it right out of my mouth

hey uh what does this mean

The most delicious water is the kind that tastes the way granite smells.

to be honest i just looked at that and went 'oh wow hi alternate gabriel please get back to your own fandom'

The eternalholly brainworms are eating at me

so uh

this is the character I've most recently downloaded an image of

HE IS COOKED MEDIUM RARE WHY IS HE IN PRISON INSTEAD OF A HOSPITAL

your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail

well uh

@untamedcrusader @chaos-triangle @collie-kin

MARK??? GABRIEL???? WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING THERE

TWEAKING THE FUCK OUT

I AM JN A FUCKING NALF PRICE BOOKS AND J FJND THESE?????FOR 5 DOLLARS EACH

WHAT

Bread Day

HAPPY ROMAN BREAD DAY Y’ALL!!!!!!!

if i had a nickel for every time i was in a fandom where one character is almoat universally despised, I'd have 2 nickels. which isnt a lot but considering the characters thank GOD it's happened twice.

i can only assume daisuke is throwing up in the last frame

company mandated roadtrip!!! mouthwashing driving headcanons