Me Going Down The Most Disorienting And Violent Slide I've Ever Been Subjected To At My Local Playplace

"Mark Heathcliff fucked your mom." is far more funny to me than it has any right to be

I love this

I'LL REBLOG WITH THE REST

oh no its me

The funniest hyperfixations have gotta be the ones where you watch something and go "this thing is cute. I like it. not sure if Id call it a favorite of mine but its definitely enjoyable at least" and then cut to a month later and its completely overtaken your life

Some of yall need to stfu

oh yeah, yesterday was my birthday. forgot to tell the void of tumblr since i was busy birthdaying

DONT DO THIS TO ME TUMBLR YOU KNOW HOW NOT NORMAL I AM ABOUT THE HEATHCLIFF SIBLINGS. I AM IN MY LIVING ROOM NEXT TO MY LITTLE SIBLING.

Once you've been on tumblr for long enough, you'd be immune to culture shock for being isekai'd. There's no fantasy world bizarre enough that you'd really be surprised by anything, it's just "oh that's how you do things around here". You could get whisked away to the Land of Oz and see nothing you couldn't shrug off. You're already used to the concpt that anything you say might prompt the sudden appearance of a living, talking straw man who shows up out of nowhere to sing you a song about how they don't have a brain.

god please let the alternates from the mandela catalogue be real i dont know how long i can take it before i murder a few rich bastards and politicians

so uh

this is the character I've most recently downloaded an image of

HE IS COOKED MEDIUM RARE WHY IS HE IN PRISON INSTEAD OF A HOSPITAL

your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail

well uh

@untamedcrusader @chaos-triangle @collie-kin