In Defense To Chuuya, If I Broke Into A Prison To Find MY Boyfriend Dancing With Another Man I'd Shoot

Can't explain how funny an Odasaku and Adam duo would be. I know it doesn't work in canon but I think people who haven't gone through the narration in both Dark Era and Day I Picked Up Dazai understand how objectively hilarious Oda is without even trying to be. Add that to Adam's general weirdness and you have, I think, the set-up for an entire buddy cop movie, except it's an android who eats gum and thinks pretending to be a pigeon and telling android jokes are good ways of interacting with people (he's right actually) and a mafia member who refuses to kill and responds to events that would have any sane person quitting their job and moving out of the city like it's a passing breeze.

Imagine them working together. Imagine them investigating. They both think the other is entirely normal and connect over having to look out for their respective self-destructive teenagers they bonded with.

Said self-destructive teenagers are watching them from a distance, baffled and horrified, because neither of them is responding to anything in a remotely normal way.

And if they had the slightest bit more self-awareness, they would know that is literally exactly how everyone else, including the two men they are currently judging, feels about the two of them when they interact in any capacity.

post canon

anyone who was interested in the dracula daily physical book the mockup is out and the preorder is open!! it looks SO sexy

legit loved this show so much

~shu cream funky love~

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I have become what I sought to destroy

(I danced for hours in the middle of a crowd and encouraged my friends to join)

its unreal how all of my favorite characters have exactly the same traits and hobbies and diagnoses as me

i’m thinking thoughts