Knifeplay But I Die

tell your girl she's hot or i will

living in a detached house and hearing the doctor who theme through the walls was not on my bucketlist but ok

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

having a hard time imagining sisyphus happy to be honest. i find it more plausible to imagine sisyphus killing himself

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

canceled my prime membership today

Pls can someone bully me into finishing writing this fic for my friend I've procrastinated so bad it's their birthday tomorrow and I have like no motivation 🥲

Hello tiny gay ppl in my phone I need some help

So for context I'm friends with this girl and like we hang out as part of a larger group and I can't tell if she's flirting w me or not (thanks autism) but she is always very smiley and the other day she asked me to lick her chocolate before she ate it - which I did - but she also isn't very like touchy even tho she said that was her love language before and I just don't know

Help appreciated <3