Pls Can Someone Bully Me Into Finishing Writing This Fic For My Friend I've Procrastinated So Bad It's

it genuinely bewilders me how some people are just utterly unwilling to beleive that someone might be undiagnosed and neurodivergent

Okay but it's fun being a horny freak online

locking tf in rn academic weapon core remus lupin would be proud

Do you really think it's fair of you to hate your parents for making you exist?

I think everyone should hate my parents for making me exist.

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

That perfect moment when you watch something and realise it's going to be your new hyperfixation for the next several months

You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

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fuck being the bigger person

im gonna start biting AI scrapers

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away