Okay But It's Fun Being A Horny Freak Online

having a hard time imagining sisyphus happy to be honest. i find it more plausible to imagine sisyphus killing himself

regulus definitely has sharp canines and james thinks it’s the hottest thing ever

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈

when you don't have an inner child or inner demons, just an inner sentient clump of dryer lint, and you're both too tired to be dealing with each other rn

Unfortunately my idea of true love is complete codependence and a violent obsession for each other.

thank you archive of our own for being the sole reason I don't kill myself

living in a detached house and hearing the doctor who theme through the walls was not on my bucketlist but ok

Every single one of my fictional crushes would be covered in bite marks btw. I’d have to be muzzled 70% of the time bc biting is my love language. I’d be such a fucking menace. Especially the more muscular ones they literally have built in chew toys

Me: ooh a new follower. Who could it be I wonder?

Pornbot: hello