Regulus Definitely Has Sharp Canines And James Thinks It’s The Hottest Thing Ever

FTM!Simon absolutely owning conservatives on the daily. like dudes in the military, he's had at least 6 interactions like this:

random soldier: something something "I don't care that they exist, i just think bathrooms should be biological sex only. Puts women at risk y'know?"

The Ghost™️: "ya want someone like me in the womens?"

random soldier: "no??? I just said i dont want men in womens bathrooms"

The Ghost™️: trying not to laugh "I have a cunt, ya fuckin' daffy."

i am drunk with ftm!simon thoughts.... i need him.... im desperate for a big big man

oh yeah lets all ignore the weird and off-putting mid girl. idiots

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

Me: ooh a new follower. Who could it be I wonder?

Pornbot: hello

pease love n respect but i need to be fucked in a chokehold