Me: Ooh A New Follower. Who Could It Be I Wonder?

If any one of the 141 blokes suggests using that new remote controlled little pink vibrator on you just for fun tonight while you meet up with the others at the pub—don't do it. Do not, under any circumstances, trust them.

It's a fucking trap.

I will elaborate shortly.

I've heavily considered blocking people for loving summer in my notes. fuck summer forever.

Unfortunately my idea of true love is complete codependence and a violent obsession for each other.

women in STEM (supervillainy, treachery, evilness, malevolence)

at the end of the day im just a boy who wants to be held by big muscular arms

Bird Watching

Construction Worker!Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x single mom!reader

‘Birds of a feather,

We should stick together, I know,

I said I’d never,

Think I wasn’t better alone’

Part one (2.3k words)

Part two (2.4K words)

Part three (3.6k words)

Part four (coming soon)

Main Masterlist

fuck being the bigger person

im gonna start biting AI scrapers