at the end of the day im just a boy who wants to be held by big muscular arms
Actually, the "F" on my passport is for faggot, not female.
Soap is a pervert this. No, Soap is a hopeless romantic that. Well what if he’s both. Utterly and completely in love with his woman, so in love that he can’t help BUT be perverted when it comes to her. Yes he comes home with flowers, but while you’re bending over to smell them he’s humping your ass, getting off to you absolutely loving the flowers. He takes you to your favorite restaurant on your anniversary, the atmosphere all romantic and intimate. He’s staring at you like you placed the very stars in the sky, his voice a little shaky as he rattles on about how beautiful you are and how lucky he is to have you. Your eyes are dewy from his little speech and he can’t help but chub up a bit because he loves how you look when you cry. He drops to his knees as he’s done plenty of times before, taking your hands as he looks at you. There’s a ring in his pocket and a pair of your worn panties in the other.
A/N: abrupt ending I literally just had to get this out my head 😭
daily affirmations
- I will own a house and decorate it just like I've been dreaming of for years
- I WILL OWN A HOUSE
- my house will have the cutest decor ever
- I will have the most peaceful house of all time
- house
Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.
a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
"Ao3 will be down for three hours for a scheduled maintainance."
You should've just killed me.
When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree
any pronouns idgaf☆fruity☆here for the vibes cod♧marauders♧re8♧hazbin hotel♧helluva boss♧doctor who♧good omens
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