Daily Affirmations

Just hit my head on the wall (accidentally) and then glared at the wall like it was its fault

I apologised after dw

"Ao3 will be down for three hours for a scheduled maintainance."

You should've just killed me.

*ao3 taking too long to load*

*sighs*

*opens tumblr*

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Life is hard

But so are you

Masturbate.

FTM!Simon absolutely owning conservatives on the daily. like dudes in the military, he's had at least 6 interactions like this:

random soldier: something something "I don't care that they exist, i just think bathrooms should be biological sex only. Puts women at risk y'know?"

The Ghost™️: "ya want someone like me in the womens?"

random soldier: "no??? I just said i dont want men in womens bathrooms"

The Ghost™️: trying not to laugh "I have a cunt, ya fuckin' daffy."

i am drunk with ftm!simon thoughts.... i need him.... im desperate for a big big man

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

Jack Skellington is a transmasc icon I will take no further questions on this matter

I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful