FTM!Simon absolutely owning conservatives on the daily. like dudes in the military, he's had at least 6 interactions like this:
random soldier: something something "I don't care that they exist, i just think bathrooms should be biological sex only. Puts women at risk y'know?"
The Ghost™️: "ya want someone like me in the womens?"
random soldier: "no??? I just said i dont want men in womens bathrooms"
The Ghost™️: trying not to laugh "I have a cunt, ya fuckin' daffy."
i am drunk with ftm!simon thoughts.... i need him.... im desperate for a big big man
Farah would be the one getting Alex pregnant and that's a sentence that would piss off whole a lot CoD bros
Now why do migraines have to happen. Why is Satan actively trying to crawl into my skull via my left eye socket and can he please leave.
thinking about creatures.
fenrir greyback just found out there a was kid named ‘remus lupin’ and was like bro i could do sm really funny rn
if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave
but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???
Actually obsessed with the idea of helping Simon take thrist traps of himself and cam videos.
He's hot, he's so damn hot and it should be evident enough from his audios going viral, his soft grunts and groans when he's deep in your cunt, all those filthy whispers meant for you making horny viewers out there touching their dripping holes and fisting their cock, but you knew how to spice it up even more, taking those black images with 'backshots with Mrs. Riley audio' and 'eating out Mrs. Riley' even further.
While you would love to put camera on his flushed out face, grunting as you moved your hips over his hard dick, throbbing and twitching inside your warm folds—fucking yourself in best illusion but infact it was Simon's grip on your waist doing most of the work, pumping you over his cock, milking dry— still a mask for him because Simon was yours, and the world wasn't good enough to see what you just could.
Setting the camera in front of him, his legs spread apart and unbuttoned shirt with his full abs and every hard muscle on display. His face hidden behind the mask but the lust, crave in his eyes as you moved around in lingerie was very much visible.
You start the live cam, crawling on your knees with the back of your head to camera, settling between his legs and hearing his breath getting heavy, ragged, and absolute catastrophe. Then with teeth opening that zipper, and Simon moans, his throat exposing with red lipstick perfect within every inch — they're about to hear real noises very soon.
Masterlist
my breasts look sublime! #beyourownpervyoldman
Me: ooh a new follower. Who could it be I wonder?
Pornbot: hello
at the end of the day im just a boy who wants to be held by big muscular arms
any pronouns idgaf☆fruity☆here for the vibes cod♧marauders♧re8♧hazbin hotel♧helluva boss♧doctor who♧good omens
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