J3libeanz - J3libeanz

i always mean it when i say i love you btw

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

Doing kinky stuff while my joints are popping like rice crispies

Soap is that you??

Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass

some of y’all are just so… hateful; go masturbate

If any one of the 141 blokes suggests using that new remote controlled little pink vibrator on you just for fun tonight while you meet up with the others at the pub—don't do it. Do not, under any circumstances, trust them.

It's a fucking trap.

I will elaborate shortly.

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

Okay but it's fun being a horny freak online

Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender