I Honestly Prefer To Kick A Man When Hes Down. Its The Easiest Time To Do It

Me: ooh a new follower. Who could it be I wonder?

Pornbot: hello

(with poorly disguised wonder and awe) my mutuals can sexualize anything

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

every david tennant character is legally required to be two things:

very gay

very sad

noncon, but he’s so apologetic during it that it makes it even worse.

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful

hairy chests. you agree. reblog

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead