(with Poorly Disguised Wonder And Awe) My Mutuals Can Sexualize Anything

Me: ooh a new follower. Who could it be I wonder?

Pornbot: hello

Soap is a pervert this. No, Soap is a hopeless romantic that. Well what if he’s both. Utterly and completely in love with his woman, so in love that he can’t help BUT be perverted when it comes to her. Yes he comes home with flowers, but while you’re bending over to smell them he’s humping your ass, getting off to you absolutely loving the flowers. He takes you to your favorite restaurant on your anniversary, the atmosphere all romantic and intimate. He’s staring at you like you placed the very stars in the sky, his voice a little shaky as he rattles on about how beautiful you are and how lucky he is to have you. Your eyes are dewy from his little speech and he can’t help but chub up a bit because he loves how you look when you cry. He drops to his knees as he’s done plenty of times before, taking your hands as he looks at you. There’s a ring in his pocket and a pair of your worn panties in the other.

A/N: abrupt ending I literally just had to get this out my head 😭

i honestly prefer to kick a man when hes down. its the easiest time to do it

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

whoever invented cramps: fuck you fuck you fuck You fuck you fucj you fuck

ghost regulus haunting grimmauld place and watching as sirius moves in after his parents death, bringing remus and james and peter with him, filling the once dark space with light and band posters and music

clairvoyant james (who doesn't know he can see ghosts others can't) startled by a beautiful pale boy watching his brother wistfully as he dances freely, taking down the tapestries and pictures of their parents

ghost regulus making direct eye contact with james, his grey cheeks darkening as he retreats through a wall, hiding in the attic until he knows that james has gone, knowing that someone knows he's here, that he exists

women in STEM (supervillainy, treachery, evilness, malevolence)

Actually obsessed with the idea of helping Simon take thrist traps of himself and cam videos.

He's hot, he's so damn hot and it should be evident enough from his audios going viral, his soft grunts and groans when he's deep in your cunt, all those filthy whispers meant for you making horny viewers out there touching their dripping holes and fisting their cock, but you knew how to spice it up even more, taking those black images with 'backshots with Mrs. Riley audio' and 'eating out Mrs. Riley' even further.

While you would love to put camera on his flushed out face, grunting as you moved your hips over his hard dick, throbbing and twitching inside your warm folds—fucking yourself in best illusion but infact it was Simon's grip on your waist doing most of the work, pumping you over his cock, milking dry— still a mask for him because Simon was yours, and the world wasn't good enough to see what you just could.

Setting the camera in front of him, his legs spread apart and unbuttoned shirt with his full abs and every hard muscle on display. His face hidden behind the mask but the lust, crave in his eyes as you moved around in lingerie was very much visible.

You start the live cam, crawling on your knees with the back of your head to camera, settling between his legs and hearing his breath getting heavy, ragged, and absolute catastrophe. Then with teeth opening that zipper, and Simon moans, his throat exposing with red lipstick perfect within every inch — they're about to hear real noises very soon.

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