Whoever Invented Cramps: Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You Fuck You Fucj You Fuck

having a hard time imagining sisyphus happy to be honest. i find it more plausible to imagine sisyphus killing himself

Doing kinky stuff while my joints are popping like rice crispies

I’m bisexual which means I like women, Simon Ghost Riley and Johnny Soap MacTavish

Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈

Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender

regulus definitely has sharp canines and james thinks it’s the hottest thing ever

When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree

women in STEM (supervillainy, treachery, evilness, malevolence)

If any one of the 141 blokes suggests using that new remote controlled little pink vibrator on you just for fun tonight while you meet up with the others at the pub—don't do it. Do not, under any circumstances, trust them.

It's a fucking trap.

I will elaborate shortly.