Hairy Chests. You Agree. Reblog

my breasts look sublime! #beyourownpervyoldman

Farah would be the one getting Alex pregnant and that's a sentence that would piss off whole a lot CoD bros

you ever read a fic so good you want to sit around and discuss it with people english class style

regulus supported all of barty’s rights and wrongs but the moment he found out that barty let a house elf take the blame for his fuck up and get fired, it was on sight

FTM!Simon absolutely owning conservatives on the daily. like dudes in the military, he's had at least 6 interactions like this:

random soldier: something something "I don't care that they exist, i just think bathrooms should be biological sex only. Puts women at risk y'know?"

The Ghost™️: "ya want someone like me in the womens?"

random soldier: "no??? I just said i dont want men in womens bathrooms"

The Ghost™️: trying not to laugh "I have a cunt, ya fuckin' daffy."

i am drunk with ftm!simon thoughts.... i need him.... im desperate for a big big man

The Story of Ghost and Mouse

My baby's all grown up <3

Series is in progress! Requests and asks are open!

Street Mouse Stowaway Watch Your Step Trinkets and Doo-Dads Sick Days Bumps and Bruises Mouse Trap Sleepless Nights Under The Stars Home Clumsy Corporals Rat in the Mouse Cage The Aftermath Escape Plans The Apology Song Home is Where the Mouse is

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

fuck being the bigger person

im gonna start biting AI scrapers