J3libeanz - J3libeanz

tell your girl she's hot or i will

they didnt give me a penis because i would be so good at having boners i would literally win every boner compatition and thats why they were tooooo scared

if you're on instagram get off that thing and go outside

if you're on tumblr hold fast and keep scrolling soldier

regulus supported all of barty’s rights and wrongs but the moment he found out that barty let a house elf take the blame for his fuck up and get fired, it was on sight

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

it’s so funny that u can just color text on this website boom bitch im green now. youre hearing me talk greenly. in a green fashion. green green green

Pls can someone bully me into finishing writing this fic for my friend I've procrastinated so bad it's their birthday tomorrow and I have like no motivation 🥲

Every single one of my fictional crushes would be covered in bite marks btw. I’d have to be muzzled 70% of the time bc biting is my love language. I’d be such a fucking menace. Especially the more muscular ones they literally have built in chew toys

If any one of the 141 blokes suggests using that new remote controlled little pink vibrator on you just for fun tonight while you meet up with the others at the pub—don't do it. Do not, under any circumstances, trust them.

It's a fucking trap.

I will elaborate shortly.