James: oh my god, remus, sirius' brother is so pretty I'm having a midlife crisis this is not ok
Remus, so done with this: James you're eleven you can't be having a midlife crisis. Just don't tell sirius.
Soap is that you??
Hooked up with a British guy once and he said "awh that's propah" while I ate his ass
when you don't have an inner child or inner demons, just an inner sentient clump of dryer lint, and you're both too tired to be dealing with each other rn
do you want me to put that fictional man in a situation for you miss
oh yeah lets all ignore the weird and off-putting mid girl. idiots
Doing kinky stuff while my joints are popping like rice crispies
negative affirmations
I can be worse
I still have time to fuck things up
I can kms any time I want
??? we love fat tummies here idiot
at the end of the day im just a boy who wants to be held by big muscular arms
When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree
every david tennant character is legally required to be two things:
very gay
very sad
any pronouns idgaf☆fruity☆here for the vibes cod♧marauders♧re8♧hazbin hotel♧helluva boss♧doctor who♧good omens
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