Have Recently Been Getting Monkey Stories Due To The Escaped On In Scotland So Figured I'd Draw One

Postmodern Jukebox's cover of "Habits" is a song I can absolutely see Angel Dust singing

Perfect duck weather today 🌧️🦆

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

Nuffink: I’m 5, so I get 5 cookies

Hiccup: Nuffink, that’s not really how it works

Tuffnut: *shoving 29 cookies in his mouth*

Hey btw, here's a piece of life advice:

If you know what you'd have to do to solve a problem, but you just don't want to do it, your main problem isn't the problem itself. Your problem is figuring out how to get yourself to do the solution.

If your problem is not eating enough vegetables, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make vegetables stop being yucky". If your problem is not getting enough exercise, the problem you should be solving is "how do I make exercise stop sucking ass". You're not supposed to just be doing things that are awful and suck all the time forever, you're supposed to figure out how to make it stop being so awful all the time.

I used to hate wearing sunscreen because it's sticky and slimy and disgusting and it feels bad and it smells bad, so I neglected to wear it even if I needed to. Then I found one that isn't like that, and doesn't smell and feel gross. Problem solved.

There is no correct way to live that's just supposed to suck and feel bad all the time. You're allowed to figure out how to make it not suck so bad.

young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can

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we all got really lucky that alexander fleming wasn’t allergic to penicillin huh

Okay so I've been replaying old Pokemon games and the thing I'm just now realising is that the villains in these games if not for their generally goofy/over the top appearances and the fact this is a kids game could actually be legitimately scary.

Cause like Lusamine's whole shtick was she loved Pokemon to the point of obsession and possession, she saw herself as the saviour and that anyone who got in her way were trying to take away was is hers (this also extending to her love for her children with her viewing them more as possessions to keep than seperate entities with their own identity).

So like this all would definitely make her a horror movie villain in a different media, but instead she is a Pokemon villain defeated by an 11 with the power of God and friendship on their side.