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"Doctors say it smells like flowers when someone is about to die"

"Wonder if butterflies smell it too"

time for a fun game called can we finish a shower before the edible hits

I'm not like Mad at anyone who does this and I'm obviously not in charge of how anyone else tags shit on their own blogs, whatever, but it's always bummed me out when my sex Ed posts get reblogged and tagged with 18+, minors dni, etc. personally I actually very much want teenagers to learn about their bodies and safer sex but I guess I'm just the guy who wrote the thing.

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

Ghost getting diagnosed with OCD and realizes he's not a monster that fantasizes about brutally killing his own teammates no matter how hard he tries not to he's just a man with intrusive thoughts. He holds roach and soap a bit tighter now. Less afraid of hurting them because he knows he has no control over those thoughts. He stays longer with them after they make love now slightly less afraid that he'll do horrible things. Or something like that idk

the boyf riends are rotting my brain..........

Returning to Tumblr simply to point how the cast of Game Changer is like no other. This interview is wild.

Soap: I could bench press you

Ghost: You couldn’t bench press anyone… well, maybe Roach. He’s tiny

Roach: I know where you keep your diary

Ghost:

Soap: You have a diary-?

Soap & Roach: *talking*

Ghost: SANDERSON

Roach: *turns around and throws his hands in the air*

Ghost: … what the fuck are you doing?

Roach: … trying to appear larger to intimidate you

Ghost:

Ghost: Ya know what? Never mind I’ll yell at you later *leaves*

Roach: *turns back to Soap*

Soap: … There is no fucking way that worked

Roach: I’m a genius, Soap

Soap: No, you’re so small that he genuinely feels bad for you

Roach: Shut the fuck up

how’s roach holding up

The COUNTRY, Sanderson

09' Ghost, into his radio: "ROACH! ROACH! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?? RESPOND!"

09' soap:"how the hell is he going to respond when he can't fucking talk!"

09' Ghost :"he'll make someone else do it"

09' soap: "that's the stupidest thing I have heard all day."

A random man over their radios :"EAST HALLWAY! PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KI-"*gunshot*

09' Ghost, with heart eyes:"see, I told you!"

09' Soap:

Roachin'

Rip guys

silly little thing inspired by a tt I saw the other day

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon

Borders 🚧

Patience 💤

Caught in 4k

Can someone write a fic where Bruce is on a JL mission and they somehow get a baby that they need to take care of until they find their parents. And all the JL members just cannot stop this baby from crying (this is before Clark has Jon so he’s pretty clueless with babies still) and eventually Bruce is like, “give them to me.”

And the JL is like “uhh, we don’t know if we should trust BATMAN with a baby, but at this point… fuck it.” And hand the baby over to him.

And Batman tucks the baby into his chest and softly bounces them, talking to them gently in a deep rumbly voice. “It’s okay sweetheart. Shhh, you’re safe.” And eventually, the baby doesn’t just stop crying, but falls asleep.

And the JL just stand there, gobsmacked. Because what the fuck??? Why is the Batman so good with babies??? And the rest of the mission Batman just has the baby because a) they don’t want them to wake up and start fussing again. And b) because Batman looks genuinely happy (as happy as Batman can be without deeply horrifying the JL).

fellas, there's never been a better day to be a thick thigh harvey enthusiast

Prompt:

Jason (maybe on a dare, maybe because he’s loopy etc.) calls Bruce (or any of the Bats, really) to tell him he loves him.

Bruce is convinced Jason is either dying or about to.

artfight killed the quality of my wiz attack so here it is at full size :-) 

so. I'm fishing on the dock near Willy's shop right? And it's roughly 6pm. And who do I see, on their merry way back home from ginger island?

All. Six. Bachelors.

Alex, Sam, Harvey, Elliott, Sebastian, Shane, and NO ONE ELSE. like... were they having a boys day? Throwing the gridball around in the sand?

...are they a polycule? Was this their whole-polycule-date?

Literally WHAT are the odds of this happening, I would love to know.

Will I ever finish this? Nah

Birthday present for @coralreefskim ! 7yg pining pre-relationship narumitsu

“people in the JL hate Batman because he’s so strict” nah. people in the JL hate Batman because all of their sidekicks wanna hang out and train with the batfamily and come home asking questions like “so when are you going to get a plane?” and “why don’t you know how to do [complex judo move]?”