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🤨? What do you mean this didn’t happened in the movie?

(ID: A video slideshow of 3 images depicting Miles and Earth 42 Miles. Miles is tied up to a punching bag. 42 miles’ claw is in a tight fist on the left of his face.

In text bubbles:

Miles: AHH! Don’t point that claw in my face!

(Pause)

Miles: … is you LGB(t) ‘cause your claw pink-

42 Miles: it’s PURPLE.)

so. I'm fishing on the dock near Willy's shop right? And it's roughly 6pm. And who do I see, on their merry way back home from ginger island?

All. Six. Bachelors.

Alex, Sam, Harvey, Elliott, Sebastian, Shane, and NO ONE ELSE. like... were they having a boys day? Throwing the gridball around in the sand?

...are they a polycule? Was this their whole-polycule-date?

Literally WHAT are the odds of this happening, I would love to know.

little brother duo supremacy

It was not until he had left Edgin behind, leaning over the side of a small ship, that he felt it — the first pangs of something…new. Something different.

Something growing, in a place where things should not grow.

or: xenk is growing flowers in his lungs, and he and edgin are dragging their feet.

hello neighbor!

(couldn't help but make the Chainsaw man reference)

I'm not like Mad at anyone who does this and I'm obviously not in charge of how anyone else tags shit on their own blogs, whatever, but it's always bummed me out when my sex Ed posts get reblogged and tagged with 18+, minors dni, etc. personally I actually very much want teenagers to learn about their bodies and safer sex but I guess I'm just the guy who wrote the thing.