Spider Kidz :P

Love the slight AUs where Bruce as Batman has been a member of the league for ages, but he's somehow managed to keep his assortment of children under the radar.

Because it sets up the wildest misunderstandings within the league. He routinely talks about his babies, his children who are all so sweet and kind and occasionally assholes yes but only because they are young (and traumatized) hell I don't think the league would even be aware that they're adopted. So they're all thinking literal children

Barry: Bats really loves his kids.

Hal: I mean they're babies, wait till they hit the angsty teens and I'm sure we'll be hearing the opposite

Which means the day they finally meet Nightwing they don't know wtf to think. For one thing, how old would he have been when he had this kid???? Should they be worried about that???? And for the other, that is not a baby, that is not a precious little thing.

He could break someone in half. Like a twig.

He won't, but he could. And they can see that. (He's bat trained, they have seen what the bat can do they are not fools)

And they're like, okay. Okay maybe he isn't the baby (he is). He's got younger kids right? He's never said how many, they have 0 clues. They've been expecting 1 child, maybe 2 because he'd said kid in the plural exactly once when comforting an older woman while they were searching for her children in the aftermath of a rough battle.

And then a week later they run into Red Hood. In his leather, with his guns. And he drapes himself across Batmans back with all the self confidence in the world and starts whining about the "Brat" breaking into his safe house.

To steal his dog.

And yet again. He is not baby. He is bigger than Batman. He could probably break Batman in half given the bat didn't put up a fight. But Batman looks at him with probably the softest expression they've ever seen on that mans face and tells him very earnestly that the kid just wants to spend time with his older brother, next time they should try a walk. Maybe go to the zoo.

But probably not one of the babies. They're kind, and gentle, and at least one just loves reading and Bats has been trying to encourage that!!!

And then a day later he mentions his "babies" going for a walk in the park and they all instantaneously lose their minds at the confirmation.

Inspired by this beautiful post by @hi-im-little-miss-me

Bat-fam watching Lego Batman and loving it, with extra uncle Supes

Watcha got there miles?

Art Car with singing fish and lobster

Okay fine! *polys your Spider people*

Hobie, Gwen, Miles, and Pavitr are in a polygamous relationship now and they are all happy together and nobody can stop me

How to draw Black characters. Because it's way too obvious when you drew a white person and gave them Black skin.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRg6YsKN/

-fae

The secret Santa is also a cuteee idea…like as Xmas drew closer the HQ had more xmas vibes…and after they drew lots, Miles was Hobie’s secret santa but he had no idea what a anarchism Spider-Man would want for Xmas gift. So he just been sneaking around, making secret inquiries with others while keeping Hobie unknown. Then it came the day when all the Spider-Men were wearing red hats and sat around to open their gifts. Miles opened the one with his name on and found a set of beautiful paint brushes, then Pavitr suddenly jumped out and shouted that’s not my gift for you!(yes Pav was Miles’ secret Santa 👻) and Hobie was like of course not. I switched our gifts. Others started to tease them, causing Miles blushed and awkwardly walked away. When Hobie opened his he found a punk rock album. Miles came and mumbled that this may not be the perfect gift blablabla….Hobie suddenly kissed him and said now it is 🥰🥰

BTW Peter can be Miguel’s secret santa though the boss never participated at the first place. His gift would be an album of Miguel and his daughter and the last page was the three of them. Peter, Mayday &Miguel

Inspired by this beautiful post by @hi-im-little-miss-me

Bat-fam watching Lego Batman and loving it, with extra uncle Supes