Making Jokes About Noir Being Colorblind/not Understanding Colors Is How We Cope With How Unbelievably

The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)

bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.

Roy: That’s my sweater?

Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…

Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes

Kon: how do you know?

Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???

Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine

tim gets de-age-beamed and jason is forced to stay at the manor because timmy only wants to hang out with his favourite robin

one of those tiktok gotham university reporters approaching bernard on the way to one of his bio classes: thoughts on red robin?

bernard, mildly sleep deprived, and knowing full well what tim’s night life is like: smash [proceeds to walk away like nothing happened]

ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"

i sure hope not

who's to say

that's between me and God

i'll tell you for $100

i don't think so, why?

probably, not sure though

Fan art I drew of wally darling dying in a glue trap

Muscular straight boy at the gym, why are you angry? What troubles you? Has it been too long since you’ve punched drywall?

*when they met for the first time*

pavitr: where are you from?

hobie: england

pavitr: i'm sorry

hobie, a little louder: england

pavitr: no, i heard. i'm just sorry

I heard a tiktok audio and these two beamed right into my brain so I had to draw it after days of it bouncing around. (I know there isn’t a beach nearby this was just to funny) At least the two had fun.

Wally darling

Alternate universe where Atsv is a movie and the characters are actors on set

Director: Let's take it from the top! Scene 31 Elevator to Spider Society, Take 5. Go!

(Hobie, Gwen, Miles, and Jess ride up the elevator)

Hobie takes off his mask and looks over at Miles

Miles: How are you even gayer under your mask!?

(Miles realizes what he just said and Gwen snorts. Cameramen chuckle and whisper 'that's not the line!')

Hobie (without missing a beat):

I was this gay the whole time

(Everyone starts chuckling)

Director: Cut!