[DC] Kon: Has One (1) Adventure With Tim

thinking abt a punkflower college/tattoo artist/piercer au

hobie's working there for extra cash and miles comes in to get his nose pierced and he has those grey sony headphones covered in hand-drawn graffiti stickers and hobie bluescreens a little bit

and then he finds out that miles can draw. like rlly draw. he double majors in visual arts and graphic design and ofc hobie falls for him a little more bcs he loves him a smart cookie. and THEN they realise they're going to the same school??

gwen knows pav and hobie's friends with pav, ofc miles is friends with gwen; they all attend this arts college in New Brooklyn, gwen does ballet and pav bharatanatyam, hobie’s actually a goddamn violin prodigy majoring in classical music even though he prefers his guitar... anw he probably puts in a good word and gets miles an apprenticeship with their resident tattoo artist

he gets a proper piece from miles once miles is confident enough but he's already covered in tiny doodle tattoos bcs he lets miles practice on him and throughout all this.

they STILL aren't together.

gwen is literally ripping her hair out and yelling MILES HE LET YOU PRACTICE ON HIM. HE LET YOU FREESTYLE DOODLE ON HIS FUCKING SKIN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE JUST FRIENDS and miles is still all "eeeeh he doesn't like me like that yk? :("

he does.

hobie's been writing love songs about him for months. it's been driving pav up the wall.

in the end gwen and pav have to intervene and literally set them up on a date. world peace is restored as soon as they kiss.

Alternate universe where Atsv is a movie and the characters are actors on set

Director: Let's take it from the top! Scene 31 Elevator to Spider Society, Take 5. Go!

(Hobie, Gwen, Miles, and Jess ride up the elevator)

Hobie takes off his mask and looks over at Miles

Miles: How are you even gayer under your mask!?

(Miles realizes what he just said and Gwen snorts. Cameramen chuckle and whisper 'that's not the line!')

Hobie (without missing a beat):

I was this gay the whole time

(Everyone starts chuckling)

Director: Cut!

Messy comic about a paintbrush :]

I love them so very much I can't explain it.

(Made the comic flow in a spiral, which was TOTALLY intentional-)

The sillies

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

Hobie!!!!!!

4 the whole crew bc i think its rlly cute when ppl help make battlejackets for their friends 🤝

xenk: my future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized

edgin: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

xenk: that one. i want that one