Clark: Bruce, can I ask for a reaaally tiny favor?
Bruce: What is it, Clark?
Clark: How do you feel about a new addition to the Cave? You know, since it’s mostly just you and Alfred. Alfred wouldn't mind some extra company, would he?
Bruce: Alfred enjoys his peace and quiet. Now spit it out.
Clark: Okay, okay! I found a little bat earlier today. He seemed injured and his wing was probably clipped by a car. I patched him up at home, but he needs a safe place to recover. You have plenty of... uh... "bat-friendly" facilities in the Cave, right?
Bruce: My facilities are for surveillance and crimefighting, not wildlife rehabilitation.
Clark: Come on, Bruce! Look at this little guy! [shows him a picture of a fluffy bat with a bandaged wing on top of a Batman pillow]
Bruce: ...It is rather small.
Clark: See? You won’t even notice him! He'd be right at home with the other bats. They can be bat buddies!
Bruce: My "bat buddies" are not pets, Clark. They are wild animals that I try to maintain a respectful distance from.
Clark: Pleaaase? Think about how scared this bat will be out there all alone! He’s just a baby, Bruce! And an orphan.
Bruce: ...
Clark: ...So?
Bruce: ...Fine. But if this bat crashes into my monitors, you're taking full responsibility.
Clark: Yes! Thanks, Bruce! You won't regret this. BB is a very well-behaved bat, you’ll love him. He’d make a great bat spy one day!
Bruce: A Superbat. Cute.
They are the best of friends.
*clears throat and talks into a megaphone*
Wally Darling is best thing since sliced bread.
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I finally got around to checking out Punkflower edits on tiktok and people there are so annoying. Leave Punkflower fans alone and go after flowerfang fans, that’s the real crime here. How many times does someone have to say that Hobie isn’t an adult for it to get through??
I don’t even get where they’re coming from. Hobie looks like a teenager to me.
I heard a tiktok audio and these two beamed right into my brain so I had to draw it after days of it bouncing around. (I know there isn’t a beach nearby this was just to funny) At least the two had fun.
I think they get along really well! (I like to think that pavitr still call miles 'new guy' cus it just sticks ya know, ALSO this can be seen as both platonic or romantic- if you ship them, cool! if you don't and see them as brothers, cool! I support both so please no fighting in the comment section because I will delete it out of spite.)
i think i might have weird guy disorder :(
Caught in 4k
My boyfriend has been having a lot of fun with this pokemon game
I need more fanboy Clark Kent in my life.
Like, he's seen Bruce Wayne interact with a child once and immediately fell in love with the guy. Now his bedroom walls are plastered with posters and he follows several social media accounts focused on capturing pictures of Bruce with kids and/or animals etc. He defends Bruce to anyone, no matter the antics he gets up to and it has become a bit of a running gag around the office.
Then, one day, Cat is out sick and someone jokingly suggests Clark should cover the gala in her stead, seeing as Bruce Wayne will be there and maybe this'll be Clark's shot to finally get his man? To everyone's surprise, Perry really does assign the gala coverage to Clark, who spends the days leading up to the event in a state somewhere between absolute panic and ultimate bliss.
But when the day finally arrives, Bruce doesn't show.
Of course Clark does his job and interviews everyone there (yes, even Lex Luthor) but a part of him spends all night waiting for Bruce to crash the party late, like he so often does.
Eventually, Clark gives up hope and it's shortly after that, that he stumbles upon one of the children dragged along to the event by their parents. Because apparently someone thought a charity gala was a good environment for an eight year old. The parents are nowhere in sight and the child is close to tears, so Clark makes it his mission to cheer the little girl up, regaling her with stories from his upbringing on a Kansas farm while he searches the crowd for her family.
With Clark thus occupied, he doesn't notice Bruce Wayne finally making his appearance for the night. But Bruce definitely notices him. The gentle giant who's all kind smiles and corny jokes... Until he finds the girl's parents. Uncaring of the fact that he's here on a job and that these people are richer than any one person should be and could easily sue him into oblivion, he takes them aside, fire in his eyes, and tears them a new one for losing track of their kid like this. Anything could have happened to her and maybe the readers of the Daily Planet would like to know about that? After all, how reliable and trustworthy could a company whose CEOs won't even look after their own daughter really be?
Bruce is immediately smitten. The passive-aggressive lecture and subtle threats - not to mention the broad shoulders and handsome face - are incredibly attractive to him and he wastes no time cornering the man afterwards.
Clark, who is so starstruck by the mere sight of Bruce coming towards him that he loses the ability to speak, nearly faints when Bruce just straight up shoves his tongue into his mouth. They end up in one of the coat rooms and Clark thinks that's it, just a one night stand. It sucks that he won't see Bruce again, but the night was amazing and at least he has the memory to treasure, right?
He thinks that right up until he gets to work the next day and two dozen red roses are waiting for him on his desk. There's a handwritten card nestled inbetween the petals and on it is the name of a restaurant along with a date and time. It's signed by Bruce.
And that is how Clark gets together with his celebrity crush.