WARNING!!!!

I called it! They’re literally stealing shit together and littering the place with propaganda! And Phil called him his best friend upon meeting!

Like Techno and Philza having a father-son relationship is awesome and I really enjoy the lore and fanart that’s being created around that idea. But Philza and Techno being longtime bffs that spend their free time by breaking the law and creating chaos everywhere they go is just superior. Sorry, I don’t make the rules here.

Ok but like. What the fuck is there to do on the internet anymore?

Idk when I was younger, you could just go and go and find exciting new websites full of whatever cool things you wanted to explore. An overabundance of ways to occupy your time online.

Now, it's just... Social media. That's it. Social media and news sites. And I'm tired of social media and I'm tired of the news.

Am I just like completely inept at finding new things or has the internet just fallen apart that much with the problems of SEO and web 3.0 turning everything into a same-site prison?

Thought that an 'illustration' would help with clearing things up for some:

Tommy’s thoughts on the SBI-family dynamic.

Ghostbur desperately trying to distract/lie to Dream (and failing), only to find Tommy right behind him with a netherite sword in his hand just sneaking around like an idiot:

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Tubbo: “I was in a different room.”

Phil: “So you weren’t in the room where it happened?”

Tubbo: “No, I wasn’t in the room.”

Phil: “-Where it happened?”

I swear to god, Wilbur, you have infected this man with your hamilton references.

Ghostbur at literally any sheep he comes across:

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