It’s 2028. Trump Is Dead. Elon Is Dead. Zuckerberg Is Dead Bezos Is Dead They’re All Dead

Techno, who just finished killing 20+ people with a hound army and some fireworks, destroyed almost every single government on the server, spawned so many withers that there are holes in the ground that reach bedrock, teamed with both his bff and the biggest asshole on the server (who let it literally rain tnt on L’Mannberg) :

Tommy trying to get Techno out of his 'room', while Techno is trying his hardest to keep Tommy from living in his basement like a raccoon:

Techno quickly trying to sort through his inventory, but stopping at the blue because “it’s important” is also something I didn’t know I needed.

change does not come from a place of comfort

The world is in great peril, and you are the unlucky protagonist who must save it! Spin this wheel three times and get your Dragon Age party that you're stuck trying to save it with.

Feel free to reroll repeats. Most are companions, but there are also a few companion-adjacent possibilities. You can assume that you as the protagonist have a basic level of combat competency even if you don't in real life, so don't worry about yourself

original by clairetablizo

So, uh, is Phil okay? 'Cause he was acting kinda funny...