Those Lil Squeaks Omg

*Techno, Puffy, Phil, Ponk, Jack and Fundy all fighting*

Ranboo, who’s calmly watching it go down: “Enjoying the view, huh?”

Punz, who just respawned after getting 8v1-ed for no reason: “Yeah, the scenery’s quite nice, actually.”

The world is in great peril, and you are the unlucky protagonist who must save it! Spin this wheel three times and get your Dragon Age party that you're stuck trying to save it with.

Feel free to reroll repeats. Most are companions, but there are also a few companion-adjacent possibilities. You can assume that you as the protagonist have a basic level of combat competency even if you don't in real life, so don't worry about yourself

current mantra

Dream: “I am not homeless! I have a cool redstone base and my house is HUGE! I’m heading there right now! ALONE!”

Techno: “Sure thing, Dream.”

Dream immediately after their conversation:

Techno quickly trying to sort through his inventory, but stopping at the blue because “it’s important” is also something I didn’t know I needed.

I love the Tubbo-Ranboo dynamic, because you have Ranboo who's like this 99% of the time;

And then you have Tubbo who's like the polar opposite of him;

Their personalities fit eachother perfectly and you can see that they genuinely enjoy hanging out together. It makes their streams even more fun to watch imo!

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

#Merry crisis