The Auditors: We Just Need Everyone To Stop Moving So We Can Get On With The Paperwork! How Are We Meant

Just saw this post & remembered how much I dislike books/shows/movies named the same as the main character because when someone asks me “do you like [name]?”, I always have to reply “the character or the work?” And also the web searches & tags & stuff are always messed up

Am I the only one getting tired of shows and movies just using the name of the main character instead of coming up with something interesting? (“Ahsoka” “Obi-Wan Kenobi” etc.)

petition to rename the ahsoka show "lesbians in space accomplishing nothing for 8 hours"

Yup… That’s what most of my current writing’s like :(

Had to make a meme to describe me currently

At least I know for sure there are people dumber than me. Doesn’t help much, though…

anyway sound off. at what stage do ppl think Han figured out the Force was real. the boring answer is after seeing Obi-wan vanish but i think he could rationalise that away as his eyes playing tricks on him. what do we think.

apropos of nothing here's every discworld fanart i've done for inktober since i started doing inktober in 2016

Publisher: Okay, look, I appreciate your creative approach, but have you considered that a book for children about befriending a local bird flock probably should not be named “My First Murder”?

Me: But it’s not just about some bird flock. It’s about a murder of crows. That’s the term. We’re supposed to educate our children, right?

Well... to bad Fives

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I’ve never seen Star Trek, but I love this poetry and I agree that this gentleman doesn’t deserve being treated so meanly. It must’ve been pretty difficult to incorporate all these complex words and terms into the rhythm of a poem, and that’s a nice and original way to express affection. I’d love to listen to the way he reads it, too (partly because I have doubts about pronouncing half of these words even with the help of the rhythmic clues). (also I saw this thread on Pinterest first and I’m rather glad to see it appear on my own Tumblr dashboard without any particular reason (again, I’m not a Star Trek fan))

I actually… love this