Lawyer Husbands

epic cast is feeding us with these interactions

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

If I may momentarily break keyfabe, I think the deal with D.B. Cooper is most likely that cops are just bad at finding people.

this coding bs now makes it clear why techbros are evil, coding just brings out all of your primal rage and anger but you can't just destroy your computer so you become evil

someday there will be a generation of gay weirdos who don’t know about tumblr heritage. “what’s dash-con?” they say, as i cry into the shoulders of my three weed smoking girlfriends in grief at this loss, looking at the sky. god damn do i love the color of the sky.

somebody give her an aspirin

This is literally the funniest fucking thing Edgeworth has ever said

Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

more magical negative steam review excerpts that didnt make sense to include in my previous compilation (but that i still wanted to share)