I Don't Have Time For Any New Writing Projects, Can Someone Else Write Fan Fiction About Herbert West,

“Disco baby, straight disco. Your soul is immense.”

sevikasita <3

Reprieve

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

i invented a goth mermaid but i dont have a name for her yet

(update: i decided her name is Obelia. or maybe Abyssa. Abyssa was another character but it's the coolest name I've thought of so far. Thanks for all the suggestions)

It does get serious

as genuinely irritating as the de mobile port situation is it's also impossible not to make fun of it. like it's ridiculous. "disco elysium mobile version" doesn't sound Real it sounds like a parody. it sounds like a joke that would have been in the game. disco elysium mobile. officially licensed by za/um. and they expect us to be super happy and supportive about that after their whole ordeal. buy disco elysium again. on your phone. give us more stolen disco elysium money. isn't this what you wanted. didn't you say you wanted more disco elysium. well here you go. disco elysium on google play store now. buy it for your phjone

uhhh yeah can i start with the house salad?

If you’re being questioned about a murder by one of those hobbyist detectives. it is an absolute rule that you have to be washing the dishes or pruning some plants while talking, so that when they finally get around to asking a pointed question about where you were at the time of the murder you can freeze for a second with a knife in your hand. It’s enrichment for them you gotta understand. They thrive off of red herrings, it’s their favorite treat, so even if you have a rock solid alibi and weren’t involved with the murder at all you have to give them some reason to be suspicious of you. It’s what friends are for.