Jaybirdbluebottle - JayBird

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Please enjoy this: Coconut peanut mochi

Hell yeah I’d just been getting hungry

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

I don't have time for any new writing projects, can someone else write fan fiction about Herbert West, medical college neurology professor, but told exclusively through his reviews on "rate my professor?"

my intellectual tma comic

It does get serious

miku but she’s in a medieval manuscript

why don't you go "lay siege" to some bitches?

people on twitter arguing over whether cardinal tedesco is brat or whatever when it's really very simple. he's a reactionary fascist who i would beat to death with hammers if i met him on the street AND sergio castelillto's performance managed to out-cunt stanley tucci who was already operating at terminal levels of mother. what's not to understand?

this little thing

"if tumblr goes down find me a-" we have been making these posts for a decade now.. either i wake up one day and its gone and i take up cigaretts to fill the void or 40 years from now i post my 5G cancer xray results direct from my neuralink