By The Way This Page Very Much Is Not Safe For Izzy Hand. If I Was Given The Chance I’d Make Him Izzy

Don’t even THINK about flirting with me if your not willing to lie to the cops and break me out of jail. Not bail, like some wimp. BREAK.

I just figured out why my gay ass likes goth women.

They’re more confident

Let me explain. Almost every goth/emo boy I have ever met is the whiniest little fucker with the biggest victim complex, and purposely ignores people thinking they actually need help, tries to get them that help, just so they can keep upping the whole “nobody understands me” thing even though there parents are doing everything they can to try.

But almost every goth girl I’ve ever met has been shot down CONSTANTLY, always being told they’re never getting a boyfriend, they’re ugly, so on and so forth. And yet they still have the energy and courage to say “fuck you” crush you under their platform boots, deck you in the face, and reapply their midnight rose lipstick afterwards. They don’t give two FUCKS what you think.

Now obviously there are exceptions, but I’m talking generally speaking.

So in conclusion goth women are generally more confident, and confidence is a very attractive trait. Thank you for coming to my Ted-talk

It’s me, ya boi

GOTHAMITES IF YOU SEE THIS YOU HAVE TO MAKE A PICREW OF YOURSELF RN HERES THE LINK https://picrew.me/image_maker/1170750

HERES MINE😎

Might I introduce you to mg dnd wizard

Allenvir

He’s a grumpy boi, he runs a shady ass hell library. I’m talking summoning circles on the floor, cries of the dammed from the basement, and what you hope aren’t blood stains everywhere. He dose a FUCK TON of occult shit. He sells ancient forbidden rituals on the black market. After all, why should knowledge be forbidden, just because of the gruesome price?

Kookaburra enjoying itself

✨that’s the point✨ but in the meantime I get free shit from gcpd cars and get stabbed once a week (Gotham central hospital night staff know me by name) and he gets to NOT deal with Batman. Seriously how has your grandpa NOT gotten the hell beaten out of him by lord emo yet?

Hey, @gothamradiokid could you tell you grandpa to CHILL THE FUCK OUT. I got woken up, at three in the GOD DAMN MORNING because MY NEIGHBOR FUCKED UP, AND HE SENT SOMEONE TO DEAL WITH IT. Tell him to do that at midday or some shit, some of us are sheltering highly reactive new mama dogs, and need at least 30 minutes of sleep.

Hi kids!

Welcome to your first day at the Fairchild Preparatory School for Young Avatars.

Today we’ll be learning a song to help you keep track of your patron, and the powers all your little friends will soon be serving too.

It goes a bit like this:

The Eye sees everything The Web likes to control Corruption is decay and rot In the Lonely you’re alone

The Slaughter feeds on blood The Stranger you don’t know The End will come for all of us And the Hunt won’t let you go

The entities, the entities There are fourteen entities Choose one to serve until you die Choose the one that’s meant to be

Desolation burns with pain And the Vast is open wide The Flesh is what we all are made of And the Dark is more than night

The Spiral drives you mad The Buried wants you trapped But only one can end the world With a ritual, now how ‘bout that?

The entities, the entities There are fourteen entities Choose one to serve until you die Choose the one that’s meant to be

And don’t get blown up by a mean old lady!

[download here]

So I took some wallets.

Long story short, who wants authentic GCPD police badges and ID’S

Getting caught pickpocketing is embarrassing enough. Getting caught because you tripped over your own feet, and seeing the target leave you five bucks out of pity is unexplainably worse.

October is almost here, and everyone knows what that means!

Stay away from Spirit Halloween