When Our Aussie Government Just Accepts That We Are All Bogans And That We Need Our Signs Dumbed Down

Rose: Mum we need to visit uncle Harry

Hermione: We saw him two days ago Rosie, we’re seeing your cousins this Sunday

Rose: no its not about me it’s dad

Hermione: what?

Rose: I think he misses uncle Harry

Hermione: its been two days

Hermione: *sighs*

Hermione: you’re probably right

Does anyone else hate the phrase “he broke your heart” or “aww how dare he hurt you” because I HATE IT.

No was has the power to hurt me and it’s ridiculous that people assume that I’m weak enough for someone who didn’t deserve my kindness to walk all over me and “break my heart”.

Only you control who has that power and it sure as hell ain’t someone who isn’t respectful.

I. Think. Not.

Did Harry ever tell Ginny that the reason she broke up with her long term boyfriend was because Harry literally walked by them after taking liquid luck?

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

I’m Jas 🇦🇺

My fav colours deep blue

Fav ship either wolfstar or percabeth or hinny

Mint choc chip

Yes- her name is meeko

dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

Who are you Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything

I just want to read a few books per week, learn multiple languages, and a couple of instruments, become more proficient at advanced mathematics, write essays and books, exercise regularly, sleep eight hours per night, eat really healthily, have an active social life including enjoying all of my close relationships, and be really sexy. Is that really so unreasonable